Summary

[ my attempt to keep you updated on my journey, while not completely blasting social media on a regular basis ]

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Well, it’s a wrap kids, this will be my final blog post.  Thank you so much for reading along and joining me on all my adventures.  I hope you’ve enjoyed my cheeky, sarcastic, and extremely nonchalant posts.  I started this with the intention of periodically updating close family and friends on my travels but found that more and more people were following along AND I was having fun writing it.  So, I kept it up.  I would love to hear what you thought of it, which story was your favorite, whatever, (As long as it’s GOOD feedback…. Just kidding. But seriously). 

Anyway, I guess it’s extremely fitting that today is also Thanksgiving.  The day that we reflect back and think about everything that we’re thankful for.  Pfff ok let’s be real… we just stuff our faces silly and attempt to not fall into a food coma during the football games.  But on a serious note, I think I owe a long list of ‘things I’m thankful for’ to the Turkey Gods.  After all, this has been an experience of a lifetime.  So here goes, in no particular order:

1. My family and friends:  I am so thankful to have such a loving, fun, crazy, and supportive family.  I am even more thankful that all of you here are healthy and happy.  My friends – well, where do I even start?  NINE of them flew across the Atlantic to visit me.  You’re all amazing and I couldn’t be luckier to have such a perfect network of college and high school friends.  And Spencer, my rock, I am just thankful that you are you and you are mine.  Having your support has made it so much easier to be away from home.  You’re a special individual and I am the luckiest person in the world to have you in my life.
2. My job, co-workers, and this opportunity:  This is of course an obvious one.  I wouldn’t have been able to entertain you for the past three months unless I was bopping all around Europe and that wouldn’t have been possible without my job.  I’ve said it already and I’ll say it again 1,000 times: this has been an experience of a lifetime.  I am so thankful that my colleagues entrusted me to take a business overseas and ‘make it happen’.  I’m thankful for my coworkers back in the states that kept me updated with all the fun things going on at home and for my new London coworkers that showed me the ropes, (and most of all, for when they ask "What the bloody hell is a catfish dinner?! When I make them listen to Luke Bryan).  I love my job.  I don’t think many people can actually say that and I realize how precious that is. 
3. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Oh say can you see, I will see you in three!  Damn do I love ‘Murica.  Don’t get me wrong, the UK and Europe in general are absolutely incredible.  I’ve “lived” over on this side of the world two times now, counting my semester abroad in Madrid, and I would do it again.  I love the culture, I love the people, I love the history.  But, it’s not the good ol’ USA.  I love our version of English, I love that we’re not required to have a fire drill in our office once a week, and I love that we drive on the RIGHT side of the road.  The USA is my home and I am so thankful to live in such a beautiful country.

I could go on and on about every other thing in my life that I am thankful for.  But I think it suffices it to say that I am very appreciative of everything and everyone in my life.  I am a very happy person who enjoys life to the fullest and takes every possible opportunity presented to me.  Life is a gift and we should all make the most of it.  Thank you all for being a part of my world.

It’s been real.  Cheerio for now… until my next adventure.


[Drops Mic]

Smaller portions than I'm used to..

It's no pumpkin pie but holy chocolate this is amazeballs

The crew at Thanksgiving dinner, Hippodrome Casino.  4 Americans, 1 Brit, 1 Frenchie, and 1 Latvian.

I mustache you, "What are YOU thankful for?"

Monday, November 24, 2014


Little Ashley arrived Friday right around lunch time – I picked her up at the Knightsbridge station got her back to my flat to drop her things and we were off.  We grabbed a quick lunch and walked around a bit to see Big Ben and a couple other sites.  After the rest of my work day was over I was able to take her around for more explorations.  We saw Buckingham palace, all the royal parks, the London Eye, Trafalgar Square, and Picadilly Circus.  We also walked through Leicester Square and popped into the M&M Factory to grab a sweet treat before strolling down Regents Street and over to Oxford.  Obviously I took her into PRIMARK – how could I rob her of that?!  We spent quite a bit of time shopping around and she managed to purchase a Minnie Mouse onesie… with a tail.  She’s special.  After dark we headed back over to the flat and I took her to The Gloucester, my favorite pub on Sloane Street (well, the only pub on Sloane Street).  We spent the night drinking Rekorderlig ciders, enjoying our authentic Pie & Mash meal, and laughing hysterically at all of the dumb stories we were telling each other. 

Saturday morning I dragged Ash back out for more exploring.  What she didn’t know was that this was about to be one of the best days of her life (..you’ll find out why shortly).  We got the tube to King’s Cross and I took her to one of the local breakfast spots I had gone to with my coworkers – Dishoom.  It’s a brand new Bombay-ish restaurant featuring a menu of eclectic but fresh, organic choices.  After our bellies were good and full I took Ash over to my office to show her around.  She got some nice shots of my corporate digs before I lead her to the rooftop terrace to catch the view.  Unfortunately it was insanely foggy so the tops of the buildings were missing in the distance – didn’t matter, still cool.

Now – this is where the “best day of her life” starts.  We walked around the corner from my office and into the main station where… wait for it… Platform 9 ¾ is.  If you’re a Harry Potter fan, you get it.  If you’re not.. well then.. you and I are in the same boat.  We waited in about a 100-person line so that she could get a picture holding the faux carriage melting into the concrete wall.  Even better, they let you choose which scarf you’d sport (Griffindor, Slitherin, Hufflepuff, Dorkyswob, Wizardweirdo.. ok I might have made a couple of those up), and they flung it out on the count of three to capture the best possible shot of you flying through the wall.  Magical, I know.  Despite my Sinicism, Ashley was in her glory.  She got the perfect picture – on her phone AND her professional camera – and then we strolled over to the gift shop.  We decided we weren’t really in the market for a new wand or pet owl so we started off for our next destination: Covent Garden.

We approached the Faneuil Hall-like market place in search for a quick lunch spot.  We took our time walking through the cobblestoned side streets, admiring the oversized Christmas decorations and enjoying the sweet aroma of mulled wine and cider occupying the air.  Finally we found it – Crème de la crepe.  They had a full menu of sweet and savory crepes.  We picked two that we liked and split them: buffalo chicken and Greek falafel.. ohyesss.  Post-crepe, I had to share my love for Lauderee macaroons with the sis.  Even though we weren’t in Paris, we could still pretend – it only makes sense to follow a crepe with a macaroon.  She chose the delightful little salted caramel and was admittedly upset when she had to take the last bite.  They’re just so good.  Afterwards, we stopped back over at the flat, got changed, and walked to Hyde Park for the infamous Winter Wonderland that had just opened the night before.

Holy cow that was fun.  We walked into the park that had been completely transformed into a festive wintery village.  Carnival rides, mulled wine, Christmas market shops, homemade fudge, and more booze than you can think of – it was all there.  We spent probably the first hour just looking around; we were like two twinkle-eyed toddlers at Disney World.  Then, it was mulled wine time.  Finished that and walked over to the area that featured a two story pop up lodge and balcony, overlooking a giant Christmas tree set behind a live band.  We watched, listened, and chatted while we sipped on some cold local brews.  I forgot to mention – it was oddly warm Saturday night.  Mulled wine was a bad choice before.  After beers on a balcony we decided it was a good idea to go on one of the carnival rides.  You know the ones that take you really high in the air and drop you down quickly?  Ya – we did that one.  And I also thought it was a grand idea to take my phone so that we could get a cool picture from up top.  Luckily I didn’t drop it.. and I got a good shot.  Our next and final stop of the night was the German beer hall.  Ya, you heard me correctly – there was a massive German beer hall in Hyde Park, London – strobe lights, live band, steins, bratwurst, you name it.  I was as surprised as you are right now.  Anyway, we deemed it imperative to get a stein each even though it was a 5 quid deposit on the mug.  Stein filled with golden ale, we found a high top in the middle of all the craziness and raised our glass to a fun night.  But it wasn’t over just yet.  We were quickly joined by a three-some of Irish men who claimed they want to pledge allegiance to America on a daily basis.  One of them even started singing My Country Tis Of Thee to us… hand over heart.. no I’m not kidding.  They were a blast in a glass my friends –refilling our steins, randomly picking us up and twirling the mini Selvitella sisters around, and proudly stepping to the cotton eyed joe with us when it came on.  Totally harmless, 100% fun.  We stayed until Hyde Park closed… and I have no idea what time that was.

Sunday morning we didn’t wake up so early.  Ha.  Didn’t matter, it was pouring.  We stayed true to our adventurous selves though and faced the inevitable flood.  We were going to Camden Market if it was raining, snowing, or sleeting.  It was totally worth it – I had actually never been to this market before so it was awesome to be able to explore somewhere new with Ash.  We popped in and out of the many eccentric stores, bought a few authentic crafts from little vendors, and split a vegan-falafel wrap for lunch, (I don’t know, it sounded and looked good at the time).  Hands like raisins, we called it quits and got back to the tube.  We followed our outside shopping escapades with a warmer, indoor spree at H+M across the street from my flat.  Hands full and wallets empty, we dried off and changed for our last event of the weekend.  We arrived at the Hippodrome casino a bit early so that we were guaranteed a seat.  We actually ended up getting there way ahead of time and were tended to straight away.  We ordered dinner and a couple beers before finding a front row seat by the big screen.  Patriots time.  My friend Eric ended up meeting us there to watch the Pats stomp the Lions – another awesome game.

It was so incredibly, fantastically, super to be able to show Ash around Londontown.  The weather could have been a little better but we still got everything in that we possible could in 2.5 days.  I am fairly confident that she had a blast… right, Ash?! 

I dropped her off this morning at the train toward Heathrow and I headed in for my last Monday in the London office.  (Miss you already, Ash!)  Wow.  This week will fly – tomorrow night I’m going to check out Winter Wonderland again with Courtney, Thursday night is Thanksgiving and American football at the Hippodrome with some coworkers and friends, Friday I’ll be out all day/night with coworkers, and Saturday is a fancy gala fundraiser.  And then.. I’ll be home.  Holy moley where did the time go.

I’ll be back again later this week for one last post… stay tuned!

Friday lunch time exploring

Lauderee macaroons in Covent Garden

View from the lodge balcony, Hyde Park

Hyde Park Winter Wonderland balcony+beers

Picture from the top of the carnival ride - cool, right?

And then there was this..

Ireland and America do German beer hall

Loving life at the beer hall

Our Irish friends

Pats at the Hippodrome Casino

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

I’ve taken you all through London, to Ireland, Spain, Germany, and France.  How about showing you around the English outskirts, eh?

I promise this one will be short.  Lord knows I’ve made you read two novels so far so I think you deserve a break.  So, this past weekend I decided to take a 10-hour bus your by myself.  Ideally, I would’ve had a companion but no one was around so I just went ahead with it anyway.  I paid 80 quid for the ticket which got me transportation and entrance to Windsor Castle, Stonehenge, and Bath, with a tour guide spouting off facts the entire ride.  I didn’t really know what to expect but everyone from around here was telling me it was totally worth it.  Cool.  So, I was picked up at a nearby hotel at 8am which brought me to the central meeting place for all the tours.  Once I got on my bus I was greeted by a man that reminded me of the quirky Charlie and the Chocolate Factory guy.  He was small, sporting a top hat and a moustache.  His name was Simon and I liked him already.  We departed London and listened to the fun facts, history, and tales on our way over to Windsor.  Got to the castle and Simon said “Be back by 11:15”, Simon said “Make sure you’re back at quarter past 11”, “Hop on one foot”.  Ah, gotcha!  Simon didn’t say hop on one foot.  OK, sorry, back to the story.  On our way in they handed us audio guides and off we went through the archway that read “To the Castle”.  It was pretty much what I expected, I’m not going to sugar coat it, it was a castle.  But it was still beautiful.  The autumn leaves were shining their radiant colors surrounding the giant, bricked, royal residence.  I strolled down the paths and into the one entrance – the Queen’s Doll House.  Displayed in cases the size of my flat were doll houses, fully equip with functional plumbing and heat.  I know, I couldn’t believe it either.  The next room held important documents, notes, and diaries, while the last quarter was all about the bowls.  Utensils, tea cups, and china of every kind, color, and shape were mounted to the walls.  That room had to be worth a few million pounds for sure.  By the time I walked through the only portion of the castle open to the public it was almost 11.  I had to walk back toward the bus – Simon said so.  Before that though, I noticed a guard standing at attention next to one of the castle walls.  Selfie time.  Got my signature open-mouth, surprised, guard selfie, grabbed a quick salad wrap at “EAT” and hopped on the bus.  11:14 – take that Simon.

Next stop: Stonehenge.  The bus unloaded all 50 or so people at the visitor center where we were given more audio guides, a map, and a ticket to the trolley, which took us right to the rocks.  I stepped off the trolley and onto the muddy, uneven road and looked up…there it was.  The ancient but magnificent structure, built thousands and thousands of year ago by god-knows-who was sitting there right in front of me.  One of my friends joked that they saw this as an option for a DELL computer backdrop – it’s that important ladies and gentlemen.  I was seeing the computer screen saver in real life.  The audio guide explained facts and figures, as well as how the structure may have been built and how strenuous this project would have been.  Just one of those rocks weighs over a ton and not having really any tools to work with way back then, it is incredible they were able to transport and lift them.  Whoever was responsible for this work of art also had an extremely in-depth understanding of the sky.  It is assumed that the original use case was to track time, days, and seasons.  When the sun is rising or setting, you can see how exact the placement of the stones are.  It really is incredible.  After my loop around, I took the trolley back to the visitor center, checked out the exhibit, and went back to the bus.

Final stop: Bath.  This was an interesting one.  On the website there were a few different options – one was to Windsor Castle, Stonehenge, and Bath (which I purchased) for 80 quid.  The other was for Windsor Castle, Stonehenge, and The Pump Rooms which was discounted at 74 quid.  Well, I must have Swiss cheese between the ears because I didn’t know the pump rooms were in Bath and I really wanted to go to Bath.  So, I paid more to NOT do the exhibit there.  Classic Holly move.  The whole group went on to do the pump rooms and I was left to explore the city on my own.  It didn’t turn out too bad though – I had way more time than the others to actually walk around, see the Christmas lights, explore some artisanal shops, and taste the local treats.  The Christmas markets were up and running so I made a point to look through the authentic and original crafts to see if anything struck my fancy.  Ding ding – saw a scarf, loved it, bought it.  I got a couple other cute things for family friends, walked up and down the cobblestoned side streets and had the pleasure of listening to street performers on every corner.  I capped my solo date off by sipping on a warm cup of mulled wine from a hidden homemade fudge shop.  It came with a free fudge sample… duh.  Not after long, it was time to meet Simon and the crew so we could get back home.  I’m pretty sure the entire bus was asleep within 20 minutes of take-off.

Sunday was my Christmas shopping day.  I don’t want to go into how much money I spent but everyone’s gifts have been taken care of.  I had to run my credit card under cold water when I got home to dull the flames.  Anywhoo – this week is all work and not too much play… I don’t really have a ton of time left here.  Thursday I’m grabbing dinner with Courtney and this weekend I have a special visitor.  MY SISTER IS COMING!  I caved and bought her a flight for Christmas/graduation.  It just had to happen and I know it will all be worth it.  I am dying to see her and show her around what has been my home for the past 3 months.  Of course you will get an update on our explorations after the weekend comes to a close.

Until then, I challenge you to use this phrase in the next week: “On your nelly”.  It means “forget it”.  For example, Donkey: “Huh? Onions have layers?” Shrek: “Ugh, on your nelly, Donkey”.


Windsor Castle

Windsor Castle

Windsor Castle Guard Selfie

Stonehenge

Stonehenge

Bath

Bath

Friday, November 14, 2014

10 girls in a one-bedroom apartment with ONE bathroom?!  Best time ever.  No like seriously, it was awesome. 

A while back I had extended the invite to my friends to stay with me while I was working in London, thinking only 3 or 4 would take me up on it.  To my surprise, 9 of my closest friends planned their flights and stay at an extremely cozy 200 Sloane Street.  It couldn’t have been better.

I think the last time I left you hanging I was just getting back from Berlin.  The first two days of the week that followed were just work stuff, laundry, cleaning, groceries – you know, all that fun stuff.  Luckily it was a very short week as I planned some vacation time Wed-Fri for when the girls were here.  Jennelle was the first to arrive Tuesday night from Berlin.  I met her at the Knightsbridge tube stop and brought her back to my pad.  One of her coworkers was also in the area so we met him at Brown’s in Leicester square for dinner and cider before calling it a night.  Poor Jennelle had gotten only about 5 hours of sleep in the past few days so I let her clonk out and sleep while I went for a quick run around the royal parks Wednesday morning.  I knew the upcoming week would not include much exercise so I figured I needed to fit this one in.  Before the girls came I set out a big platter of cheese, crackers, hummus, fresh fruits, biscuits, and all kinds of other snacks so they could load up before our exploration day.  Other than my suite in college, I really haven’t had a place of my own to entertain people at so I was super excited to have the opportunity to host.

Then, the phone rang.  Hello?  “Yes, Hi Miss Selvitella – we have quite a few guests here to see you.  Should I send them ALL up?”.  HA!  I was glad to hear that the tone of his voice was more playful than concerned.  The Sloane Street elevators are ridiculously small so they needed to take 2 trips up to get to my floor, leaving all the luggage at reception – the lovely concierge offered to take care of it for them.  I opened up the door and there they were!  I was like a Mexican jumping bean.  Big hugs for everyone – man it was good to see the girls again.  They all piled in and then came the luggage.  It was like jenga trying to figure out where the bags would go and really, where anyone would even sit.  We moved the chairs in the kitchen, tossed the luggage in my bedroom, and hung out in the living room to snack and catch up for a bit.  Soon after I put my tour guide cap on and took the 10-person parade around Londontown.

The first stop was the Knightsbridge tube station so everyone could get their Oyster cards in the non-rush hour timeframe.  Cards all charged up, we left the station and took the rest of the daytime explorations on foot.  I walked them through the Knightsbridge area, along Hyde Park, around Green Park, and over to Buckingham Palace.  While we stood in front, two horse-drawn carriages were exiting the palace gates.  We couldn’t really tell who was inside but for the excitement of this story, let’s just pretend it was the Queen.  We took a few group shots by the magnificent mansion, obviously, and then went on our way.  The next stop was my favorite park in London – St. James.  After stopping for a caffeine charge at the park café vendor, we meandered through the beautiful walkways of St. James.  The peak of the park stops you in front of another royal building (I still can’t remember the name), where the Olympic beach volleyball games were held - A very picturesque area where Ben and the Eye peek through the corners.  Obviously another group photo here, duh.  We continued on toward the court house, Westminster Abbey, and Big Ben, snapping shots in telephone booths along the way #sotourist.  The gang started getting a little hungry so I lead them down through Trafalgar Square to Picadilly Circus where we found a casual pub in Soho.  It definitely wasn’t the best pub but they had a second floor big enough for a group of 10 so we settled.  Everyone ordered their first authentic British meal, accompanied by a cider of course, and chatted about the days to come.  Always thinking about food, I asked the group what they would like to do for dinner.  We had to get up really early the next day to catch the Eurostar to Paris so another casual restaurant was the consensus.  I reserved a table at the Crusting Pipe in Covent Garden for 10, based solely on the fact that I like the area.  Hopefully it’s good..!  We finished up lunch and continued onto Oxford Street, a.k.a. Shopping Utopia.  We literally had to plan a meeting time and location because there was no way someone wasn’t getting pulled away from the group on account of a shiny object in the window.  Luckily we all stayed together until PRIMARK.  Ya, I took them there.  They were just as amazed as I was the first time and I am pretty confident each one of them came out with a bag.  It was already dark, we were shopped out, and our puppies were barking, (it means our feet were hurting – why does no one else know that expression besides me and my mom?!).  Despite the craziness in the underground at that time of day, I took (most of) the girls on their first Tube experience.  We got off at Leicester Square and walked over to Covent Garden.  London is way ahead of the states with its Christmas decorations – you would think it was December 20th here.  Everything was lit up from top to bottom… there’s even a giant Christmas tree in the middle of CG square.  Anyway, we stopped in a pub for about an hour and sat next to two lovely old ladies who got an absolute kick out of us.  They loved the fact that we were all here from the US and kept giving us tips on what to do this weekend.  I wish we could’ve brought them with us.  An hour passed and I lead the parade over to The Crusting Pipe where I had scheduled our dinner reservation.  I guess I got lucky because this place was the bomb.  We walked down the steps in the Faneuil Hall-looking market place where a small band was playing in the corner and a ginormous disco ball was splashing the walls with glitter.  They already had the table set for us under an alcove and garnished with wine-bottle candle holders.  It was perfect.  We ordered a couple bottles of wine to share with dinner and raised our glass to a successful first day in Europe. 

Thursday:
First task – get 10 girls out of the apartment by 5:30am.  Check.  We actually made it to Knighstbridge in time to get the first train to St. Pancras national railway station.  Got through customs, had a quick breakfast, and boarded the Eurostar at 7am for Paris.  If you haven’t taken this trip before let me just tell you that your ears have never popped quite like this before.  You couldn’t yawn or swallow enough.  Luckily we all passed out 15 minutes into the ride and woke up 2 hours later in France.  Getting from the Eurostar station to the metro line was a project.  None of us know French so that made it very interesting.  Just being polite and attempting to drop ‘bonjour’ and ‘merci’ as much as possible did get us far, though.  After about 25 minutes of piddling around the most confusing train station in the world we finally found our line and took it about 7 stops to Place de Clichy.  Val had found us a sweet 10 person apartment on Rue d’Amsterdam, right off one of the Place de Clichy spokes.  We checked in with the owner, Patrice, who was probably one of the nicest, mild-mannered people I’ve ever met.  Not only did he bake chocolate muffins for us, he provided us with wifi codes for all around Paris, set us up with an app that got us discounts on awesome restaurants, and explained that he did not do this for the money.  Instead, he works very closely with the WWF part-time and is using all of the profits to help build a fence around a habitat for elephants and rhinos.  He thanked us for helping the animals and wished us a great time in Paris.  We loved Patrice.  We got our acts together, booked a place for dinner, and headed towards the first brasserie for breakfast.  Patrice had recommended one around the corner so we checked that out.  It was amazeballs – fresh quiches, chocolatey cappuccinos, croissants, and pastries.  We definitely started our day right.  After the first tasty treat we walked around our area, which just happened to be Moulin Rouge, and then up towards Sacré-Cœur.  It was a peaceful sunny day, so warm we didn’t even need our jackets.  We trekked up the hills and through the artistry market, finding our destination at the peak.  This is arguably the best view of Paris, although I tend to favor the one from Arc De Triomphe.  We stood in awe at the monstrosity of georgeousness atop the hill, took more pictures, and walked back down to the town.  We decided it was the perfect time for a wine break – I mean, we’re in Paris, why not?  10 of us pulled together a few tables out in front of the restaurant, ordered bottles of Bordeaux and Cabernet Sauvignon, and gazed out onto the winding streets of cobblestone lined with colorful shops and cafes.  It turned from peaceful to rowdy pretty quick when our waiter suggested we order a round of shots.  We couldn’t say no.. that would be rude, and we don’t want them to think Americans are rude.  We took one down and then ordered another.  Woops.  Our fun faces were on and we decided to jump around the nearby fromageries and markets to pick up snacks for the apartment.  I think we collectively purchased 2 bottles of wine, 2 of champagne, 3 blocks of cheese, and crackers.  Our wine-antics continued back at the apartment for the next few hours while we got ready for the night.  That few hours may have been my favorite part of the entire trip.  I felt like I was at home, back in college – hanging out with all my best friends being crazy and telling stories.  Later that night we walked over to the Eiffel Tower to see it at night.  It was just as magical as it was the first time I saw it, almost exactly 4 years ago that week.  It is just nothing you can even describe – seeing the sparkling lights on that iconic structure is like gazing at the Magic Kingdom as a child for the first time.  That’s as close of a comparison as I can get.  We took a bunch more pictures and then walked over to the restaurant we booked for dinner.  All I wanted was duck.. omg I want duck right now actually.  Anyway, we ordered more wine and some appetizers for the table.  I spoke very highly of the foie gras I had the first time I was in Paris so I actually talked a few people into trying it.  That’s duck liver by the way.. and it’s absolutely delish.  I apologize to all you vegetarians and vegans out there but I would eat duck every day.  Quack Quack.  Following the liver, I ordered an actual entrée of duck, sided with mushrooms and onions.  It was the best combination of savory, salty, tangy, and sweet in my mouth all at once.  Dammit I’m making myself so hungry right now.  Anywho – after dins we walked over to the canal and bought tickets for the night cruise, which took us up and down the canal including an audio tour.  Another Patrice recommendation came to life here… doing this at night was spectacular.  The entire city looked like a Christmas tree, reflecting all its lights into the calm waves of the canal.  The cruise capped off our night – we found the nearest metro and rode back over to Rue d’Amsterdam.

Friday:
It took a little for us to get up and out this morning.  But it’s fine because I had a giant ham, egg, and cheese crepe for breakfast, (Note: this was 1 of 3 for the day.  No, I’m not proud of it.  But so worth it).  We had a ton of adventures ahead of us – the metro destination was Champs-Élysées to first check out the Arc.  HA!  That was an adventure in itself – how the HECK are you supposed to get to that middle circle without being pummeled by oncoming traffic?  Well, there’s an underground walkway that took us about 20 minutes to find.  Luckily a bystander pointed frantically, saying “boos, tunnelle” over and over again.  We figured out he was trying to tell us there was a tunnel behind that bus.  Ohhhhh, ok, got it. Finally we got there.  We didn’t end up going up to the top but managed to cross back over, stand in the middle of the street, and take some pictures in front.  It’s not a good picture unless you’re cheating death, right? We carried on down the Champs-Élysées and stopped here and there to window shop before screeching the breaks at Ladurée, the best macaroon shop EVER.  Yes, yes, I know they have a couple shops in London but it originates in Paris and we were SO going in.  Encased in glass was a pastel rainbow of mouth-watering cookies, placed pristinely in a line.  Some of the girls bought a couple to try while others opted for 1 big macaroon.  I obviously bought a box of 6.  The tiny, pink, gold-detailed, box was just way too cute to pass up.. AND I’m obsessed with these things.  After handing over my credit card to pay for the ridiculously overpriced pillows of sugar, we hopped back out onto the street.  I left the group temporarily to pit stop at Bain Consulting’s Paris office, right off the main strip, to visit Isa (My friends from Madrid) who was working there that week.  Her office was on the top floor and had a fantabulous view of the city.  It was a super quick visit - she was actually working so I had to leave.  Met up with the girls and we walked all the way to the end, through Jardin des Tuileries, and over to Le Louvre.  A few of the girls went inside but I opted out since I’d been there before.  The rest of the group and I decided to head to a nearby brasserie for more wine, cheese, and baguettes.  Ya, how jealous are you?  So damn French.  I think I could definitely live off of French food for the rest of my life: crepes, cheese, baguettes, wine, and duck.  I’d be 400lbs but whatever.  After the Louvre crowd met up with us, we walked around to Le Pont des Arts, the infamous bridge of locks along the canal.  Couples, friends, and travelers from all over the world purchase padlocks, write a message, and lock it in forever on this romantic bridge of wonder.  Val bought a lock and wrote all of our initials on it to lock in our amazing Eurotrip memories.  I got super sappy and wrote SM+HS on my lock… sorry to embarrass you, Spence.  All locked in, we stood on the bridge looking at the messages underneath the sunset.  A quick group picture was the last thing on the agenda before walking down the canal to Notre Dame.  There was some kind of service going on inside but they were letting the general public in for a peek in the back.  After a few “Amens” we headed back for the metro, stopping at a few shops along the way.  That night after eating a Nutella crepe for dinner and getting all purdy, we met Holly C’s friends at a hotel party.  They brought us in a boujie back room and handed us glasses of champagne.  Later on – I think it might have been around 1am, we all got into taxis and went to a huge Parisian club where we were treated with bottle service in our own little area of leather couches and chandeliers.  I still don’t know how that happened but it was freaking awesome.  We didn’t leave the club until about 4:30am but there was still time for crepe #3.  We noticed the small vendor booth by Place de Clichy was still open… “STOP RIGHT HERE!”.  The poor taxi driver probably thought it was an emergency.  Well, really it was… we needed late-night crepes.  And let me tell you, a steak and cheese crepe was probably the best late-night treat I’ve ever had.

Saturday:
I think we got 3 hours of sleep.  We had to be up, ready, and completely packed up by 10am to checkout with Patrice.  The first thing on the agenda that morning was coffee.  But we had to take the metro to the Eiffel Tower first.  We had planned to actually go up to the top but the line was about 2 hours long and we didn’t have time to do that.  Instead, we got some street food for breakfast and hung out by the base of the Tower.  Guess what I got?  Bingo – Nutella crepe.  AND coffee.  We played around on the greenery and took about 300 pictures.  Before going back to the Eurostar for our return trip, we stopped over at a café for some of the others to grab a cappuccino, shopped around, and picked up our bags at the apartment.  Another 2 hour journey of semi-sleep and ear popping but we made it back to London safe and sound.  Everyone was pretty much pooped by the time we got back so I took them to the pub on my street, which also happens to be my favorite pub in London.  I haven’t been to a ton of them but they are just so friendly here… maybe it’s because they know me by now but regardless, it’s great.  The girls all seemed to love it as much as I do.  We all got Rekorderlig ciders (my fave) and a British dish.  It was rainy but almost made it that much more perfect.  It was a quintessential night in London.  We spent the rest of the night very cozy in my flat, watching British TV and laughing at Val who tried to eat nuts that she was allergic to.  Don’t worry,  she didn’t die.  Her tongue was just on fire.

Sunday:
Up and at ‘em.  The ten of us were out of the apartment by 9:30am to make our way over to the Tower of London where they were memorializing all those lost in WWI.  They have been building a sea of red poppies around the Tower’s moat, for months now and were about to add the last one in the next few days, totaling to almost 900,000.  We got there just in time and were able to participate in the 2 minute moment of silence with the giant crowed that had flocked to the area that day.  Afterwards, I took them onto the Tower Bridge so that we could relive Spice World in our own way.  It was insanely busy over there so we decided to walk down to the market on Brick Lane.  I pointed out the beautiful graffiti art on the brick buildings along our route until arriving at the market.  This is definitely one of my favorites – I think I told you about it before.  Any kind of food you can possibly imagine, from every corner of the world, was there.  We tried Italian gnocchi, Greek stuffed grape leaves, Lebanese dumplings, mulled wine, and many other ethnic samples.  Between our snacks, the girls and I shopped at the vendor booths inside for jewelry, scarves, dresses, and other trinkets.  We finished out shopping extravaganza, at the market at least, and took the tube back to Knightsbridge where I brought the girls to the giant H+M across from my flat.  Yes, there is an H+M across the street from me… serious problem.  Even from my semester abroad in Madrid I noticed the H+Ms in Europe to be 100x better than the ones at home, no idea why.  We dropped some more cash, quickly went back to the flat to change, and headed for High Tea.  I had made reservations at the Capital Hotel down the street, between my flat and Harrods.  We enjoyed our own pots of tea, mini sandwiches, pastries, and scones with jam and jelly.  Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?  Some of you know it.  I alarmed the waiter when I asked for the check only after about an hour – it’s usually a 3 hour deal – Harrods was closing at 6 and it was already 4:50.  The girls HAD to see the inside of Harrods before they left.  There was no way we weren’t going to lose each other so we picked a meeting spot outside by the Christmas tree and went along our merry ways.  At 6 we met up, dropped our things at my apartment, changed into less-High-Tea-outfits, and went into Covent Garden again for our last night out together.  Sunday Funday brought us to Punch and Judy, the balcony bar that I like to bring my visitors to.  We got a drink and sat outside, overlooking all the Christmas lights.  Punch and Judy had already stopped serving dinner so we decided to walk back toward Leicester Square to find a restaurant.  A guy standing outside Maxwell’s restaurant and bar spotted us and said, “Do you want to have amazing food at Maxwell’s?  We LOVE the United States of America here!  We LOVE American football”.  We must’ve been dripping stars and stripes and he may have been lying but he totally got our attention.  We got a table for 10 at Maxwell’s and ordered a few drinks with dinner, recanting all of the awesome things we had seen, done, and tasted that extra-long weekend.

That was the last night with the 10 person crazy-parade.  I had to go into work on Monday for a meeting but the girls got in an extra day of exploring and visiting the London Eye.  When I arrived back to Sloane Street that night, I walked into a spotless flat, with a thank-you card, and gift placed on the table.  My friends are better than your friends.  Sorry, that’s rude – but they really are special people.  I should be the one thanking YOU GIRLS for booking flights to come visit… no need to thank me.  It was a vacation of a lifetime and I have all the best people to thank for it.  You are all amazing.

After all that fun, I’ve spent this week catching up on work and juice-cleansing.  Last night was pretty cool though – I went to an old, abandoned tube station to watch a movie.  I know, sounds pretty bizarre, but it was actually an organized event, posted on TimeOutLondon.com.  They have this pop-up theatre running for a long weekend – you pick the date and the movie you want to see and buy a ticket for 5 quid.  A few of us walked over after work and approached a random side door covered in graffiti – we weren’t sure if we were in the right place but it said right on the door, “Here for the pillow cinema?  Please knock”.  Well alright.  Knock Knock.  A man looking all dapper in his suit greeted us at the door, took down our names, and gave us our pillow theatre wristbands.  I bet you are all wondering why I keep saying “pillow theatre”… would’ve been nice if I explained that before, huh?  OK, so the whole idea is that they have a bunch of giant beanbags in the old tube station and you can bring your pillow there to hang out and watch a movie.  Apparently a few weeks ago they had “Hot Tub Theatre” and replaced the bean bags with blow up hot tubs.  Cool concept but also somewhat gross, count me out for those germs.  So anyway – some of the crew grabbed drinks and snacks at the bar and we walked down into the dungeon of mystery.  We opened the black curtain and were presented with basically a couple-fest.. but it was OK because we were a group of 2 and 2.. just sharing the bean bags a little differently than the others.  The movie, “There Will Be Blood”, was extremely odd but the atmosphere was unique enough to keep my interest.

Today we had our regular Friday morning breakfast at a nearby restaurant, Dishoom, that is opening up shortly to the public but allowing local businesses to try them out.  I’ll give them a thumbs up.  Tomorrow I am actually venturing off on a solo adventure: I bought a bus tour ticket that takes you around for 10 hours to Bath, Stonehenge, and Windsor Castle.  I am pretty much out of weekends since Ash is coming next week (YAY!) so I figured I needed to venture outside London at least once.  Don’t worry, I’ll be back with more stories and pictures after the tour.


Thanks again for keeping up with my adventures – I am so pleased to hear how many of you I’ve kept entertained throughout my journey.  I’ll only have a few more to post before leaving on Nov 30th so enjoy the rest of the time with me while you can!  XO

Buckingham Palace
Standard tourist pic
Dinner at The Crusting Pipe

St. James Park
In front of where Olympic Beach Volleyball was held





Sacré-Cœur
Wine bar pitstop

Night cruise

Locking it in

Le Pont des Arts (Lock bridge)
Quack Quack

Arc De Triomphe

Ladueree

Paris Day 2 Wine Bar Pit Stop by Le Louvre


Notre Dame

CREPES


How do you fit 10 girls in a 1 person flat?  Like this.

High Tea
Tower Bridge
Brick Lane Market


Pillow Theatre

Monday, November 3, 2014

I was good for most of the week.  It was Halloween and there was a box of mini chocolates in the office…  you know how the rest of that story goes.

There isn’t a ton to report out on for the first couple days of last week – just some more bodyrocktv bootcamps, juicing, salads, and work.  Wednesday though, a bunch of people from the office went to ‘The Comedy Store’ in Picadilly Circus for some good ol fashion improv.  No, we weren’t the ones acting.  But we were the ones almost spitting out our beers in laughter.  Damn the Brits are funny.  Inappropriate, but funny.

Thursday a few of us carved pumpkins at the end of the work day to display on the King’s Cross steps over by Regents Canal.  After finishing up, I went for a small shopping spree on Oxford St, (It’s becoming a problem – this is happening almost every week now).  Luckily this time, the clothes I bought came with a free side show.  I walked into Primark and heard girls screeching on the second floor.  Hmmm.. let’s go check that out.  I approached a huge crowd of people peering onto the floor behind the accessories rack.  Tippy-toes wasn’t doing the trick so I hopped up and down a couple times before I was able to really see the action.  Girl #1 had punched girl #2 in the face and her nose was very clearly broken.  I decided it was probably best that I remove myself from the situation so I went down a floor and continued to wonder how they were going to clean the blood off the white floors.

Friday was Halloween and the first of many that I actually didn’t dress up.  I guess showing up to your office in a Thing 2 costume isn’t as well received in London as it may be back in Lexington.  I opted for dress pants and a blouse instead… we’ll call it… ‘Corporate Midget’.  If I haven’t told you before, we enjoy an awesome perk every week with free Friday breakfast.  Usually they bring it in or have it delivered but this week was extra special – the entire office walked around the corner to Skip Garden, a lovely outdoor picnic area, enclosed by dainty potted flowers, for a healthy day-starter.  Displayed on a tilted, wooden table they had coffee, tea, organic yogurts, fresh fruit, muesli, breads and jams, for us to piece together our ideal breakfast.  That morning I started out good… yogurt and fruit.  Later I wasn’t so disciplined.  As I mentioned before, there was a big box of mini chocolates haunting me all day so I cut my losses and had a few.  Well more than a few.  Like 10 pieces.  “Chocolate?  What chocolate?”.  Luckily we also had our weekly lunch run along the canal so I could run off 2 of those chocolates.  Anywhoo, after work, one of my favorite coworkers and I headed back over to Skip Garden for the Halloween night party.  It was a little less of a party and more of a hangout, but still pretty awesome nonetheless.  It was already dark and we were able to see all of the pumpkins lit up on the King Cross stairs on our way over.  Skip Garden had some seriously intricate carvings in their enclosure as well.  They certainly do not mess around with their pumpkins over here – If I try to explain the detail I may hurt myself so just refer to the pictures below.  So, back to the actual “party”—In the center of the garden they had a bon fire, surrounded by tables dappled with fancy pumpkins and autumn treats ranging from pumpkin pizza to spiced kale chips and butternut squash soup.  The owner of SG offered us a glass of wine and I figured it would be rude to decline… so I took one of those and a small bowl of butternut squash soup.  DELISH!  We didn’t stay too long before I headed back to the flat, packed for Berlin, and FaceTime’d Mel + Dave for a bit.

Saturday was an early morning wake-up: I was headed to Heathrow to meet Jennelle.  I mentioned in my last blog post that I purchased a flight to Berlin on a whim – Jennelle was going to be there for work anyway so I figured it didn’t make sense for me to stay in London, right?  After security check I found her at a little café on the second floor.  It was so nice to see her… one of my best friends was here and I was so stinking excited I couldn’t contain myself!  We gave each other a midget little hug and took time to catch up on things while we sipped on coffee.  I noticed she had a Frappuccino-like drink and I laughed as I asked her if she tried ordering an iced coffee.  Ha, bingo.  Now you’re all starting to understand why I miss my DD ice coffee so much.  We boarded our Germanwings flight and made it to Berlin around noon.  Luckily, hotel check-in was super efficient and we were able to make it over to our walking tour just in time.  We met our guide in Paritzer Platz, under the Brandenburg Gate.  Our guide was another Australian – I swear Sandeman tours only employs Aussies – but he was awesome.  He started off by explaining why the French embassy in the plaza was so bland and closed off.  The German woman seated at the top of the Brandenburg gate, Victoria, was specifically molded so that she was looking down at the French embassy.  It was Germany’s way of saying, “We’re watching you”.  Oh those Germans!  Another fun tidbit about the building directly behind us – that was the hotel that Michael Jackson dangled his baby from a few years ago.  Remember that?  I had no idea it was in Berlin.  You know what I also didn’t realize?  How insanely messed up Berlin was up until very recently.  I know, I know – call me ignorant but I cannot believe that the Berlin wall fell only 25 years ago.  Like really?!  Between all the disorder, bombings, and separation, that city has quite a bit of rebuilding to do.  The tour took us to Checkpoint Charlie, over to Humbolt University where Albert Einstein taught for 9 years, and into Babelplatz where the Nazis burned thousands of books on May 10, 1933.  As you stand in the square, you can look down into a blank room of empty book shelves to commemorate all that was lost that day.  On that majorly-depressing note, we also visited the site of Hitler’s bunker.  Our tour guide was quite a whiz on everything Hitler – including tales of how he was so addicted to cake that his teeth were rotted beyond belief, making it the only way they were able to identify his body after his suicide and the Nazis attempt at burning the evidence.  And since all Nazi headquarters were so well-built in that time, the rebuilding of the city required a three-time acute bombing of the bunker before it was actually destroyed.  To end the tour on a lighter topic, Berlin has a famous pedestrian crossing signal “Ampelmann”, which was supposedly created to make it “fun” to cross the street.  Amplemann t-shirts, keychains, and trinkets are now sold in every tourist store across the city.

That night, Jennelle and I took the tour guide’s recommendation and went to a local German restaurant, Marcus Bräu, which brewed its own beer and served traditional dishes.  Obviously we both got the same thing – Schnitzel and a stein of Berliner Marcus Bräu.  I had only eaten 2 granola bars and a yogurt that day so it’s a good thing they presented us with a plate overflowing with fatty goodness.  I felt bad about myself but it was just way too good to not finish the entire thing.  Later on, we went on our own little German pub crawl, trying a couple local beers including the Raspberry Berliner Weisse, which was more of a sparkling pink cocktail you drink from a straw.  I didn’t hate it.  The bar tenders must have gotten a kick out of us because they ended up making us take these weird frozen shots, which were also good, but we had no idea what was in them.  We’re still alive – don’t fret. 

The next morning we woke up early so we could get in a run before our second day of adventures.  Berlin’s major park, Tiergarten, was right around the corner from the hotel so we did a quick 5K wake-up jog through the park trails.  Being away from New England this fall, I haven’t been able to get my foliage fix so this was the next best thing.  The leaves actually changed colors before they fell, unlike most of those in London that fell before they died and didn’t paint as pretty of a picture.  After the run and a hot shower, (it was prettyyyyy chilly there in the morning), we were on our way into the city.  We decided we didn’t want to take a taxi this time and instead, try to figure out our way using a map.  We actually did pretty good, never getting lost, but walked a lot further than we had planned.  I think we walked at least 3 miles before we reached our destination for breakfast.  It was already 11am but we rewarded ourselves with a fresh piece of quiche and a cappuccino at a local café.  Afterwards, we went back over to the remains of the Berlin wall, reading all the graffiti messages that had been left: “MADDNESS”, “WHY?”, and “<3 = J Happiness”, were some of the ones that really stuck out to me.  I just cannot believe that level of division could exist in such recent years.  The true definition of irony though, is that there are now iron posts around the wall to protect its remains.  Go figure.  We wandered back to Checkpoint Charlie which we had seen the day before, and over to the Jewish museum where we learned more about the grim history of the holocaust.  Later we cheered ourselves up by visiting Fassbender & Rausch, one of the oldest and most iconic chocolate shops in Berlin.  Not only were there about 5,000 different chocolates to choose from, there were also palaces made of chocolate.  We walked in the front door and were greeted by two Holly-sized nutcrackers made of chocolate, next to an active chocolate volcano.  Around back there were chocolate recreations of the Brandenburg gate and castles that would be perfectly fit for chocoholic Barbie.  We limited ourselves to buying only a couple to try while we relaxed for about 15 minutes with a  coffee at an outside café.  It had warmed up that day quite a bit so we still didn’t even need jackets.  In fact, I didn’t wear a jacket the entire weekend.  We continued our journey and capped off our trip at the Checkpoint Charlie Beach – a most-definite tourist area covered in sand and decorated with palm trees, beach chairs, and food vendors.  That’s when I got to finally try curry wurst, which was actually the best.  The perfect combination of sweet, spicy, and salty.  It’s a good thing I didn’t go to Germany for work because by now I’d probably be about 300lbs on account of the wurst.  Eventually it was time for Jennelle and I to part ways – I left for the airport and she prepped for work.

You will start to notice that a lot of my pictures will feature me as a four-eyed version of me.  I finally went to the eye doctor today to figure out why the heck my eye was such a mess.  Inflamed cornea – can’t wear my contacts for at least 3 months.  If you know me well, you know how much I love wearing my glasses.  NOT.  This will be fun – you bet your sweet behinds I will be taking them off for pictures and pretending not to be completely blind as I smile for the camera.  The ultimate inconvenience factor here, is that all my friends are coming to visit this week and then we are off to Paris.  My eye could have chosen a better week to be a PIA. 

Pretty crazy that I am officially in my last month here – just a few more weeks before I am back home in Boston.  I seriously cannot believe how fast the time is flying by.  Until then, I promise to continue making the most of my journey and recanting the stories for your entertainment.  EYE will SEE you soon.

Yours truly,
Four-eyes.

"My" pumpkin - we did it as a group so I can't take credit for this really

Pumpkin carving at work

Friday breakfast at Skip Garden

London office at Kings Cross

Pumpkins at Kings Cross

Like, who has the time for this?

Skip Garden Halloween "Party"

More ridiculous carvings

Brandenburg Gate - Berlin, Germany

Holocaust memorial - Berlin, Germany

Checkpoint Charlie - Berlin, Germany

Plaza I forget the name of - Berlin, Germany

Babelplatz book burning memorial

Stein of German goodness with my date

Schnitzel

Raspberry Berliner Weisse

More local brews

Sunday morning run through Tiergarten

Berlin Wall remains  "Maddness"

Berlin Wall remaind  "<3= :)" "WHY?"

Life-size chocolate nutcrakers

Active chocolate volcano

Chocolate palace

Curry wurst at Checkpoint Charlie Beach